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Friday, September 29, 2006

Screech = Stud.


So by now, we've all heard about the Dustin Diamond sex tape, yes? And if you haven't, here's one of many articles in today's papers: Here.

First of all? Just by his name alone, I think we all could have seen his upcoming porn career when he was a dorky kid who was somehow befriended by the cool kids in school. Which not for nothing, was a lot of horse shit then, as much as it is now. I was not a fan of "Saved by the Bell", so maybe I'm not so traumatized over the whole thing.

Second? I LOVE this snippet of the article in Newsday:

"Entertainment agent David Hans Schmidt acquired the rights to the video, which features Diamond in a menage a trois with two women. Although most of the raunchy details have been kept under wraps, word is that some "bodily functions" and the "Dirty Sanchez" are featured acts in the sex romp."

They used the term "Dirty Sanchez" in a newspaper. It just makes me, I don't know, wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard and then try to stifle it because I'm at work and shouldn't be laughing about Dustin Diamond and his Dirty Sanchez sex tape.

I love the media. It's so... enriching.

Sigh.. now I can go on with my day. Thank you, Dustin.


  • Ummmm, just what is 'The Dirty Sanchez'? Have you ever tried it? Have I ever done it? How do I know if I don't know what the hell it is.

    The fact alone that he was with multiple people is just FRIGHTNING. And the fact that people would watch Screech do 'The Dirty Sanchez' is just *vomits*

    By Blogger Orelinde_03, at 9/29/2006 11:11 AM  

  • Orelinde - try Wikipedia. But not at work - wait till you get home.

    If you've ever done it, i really don't want to know about it. I just don't want to know that much about you. You'll understand when you see.

    By Blogger claire, at 9/29/2006 12:06 PM  

  • Ew


    PS. Ew.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/29/2006 12:08 PM  

  • what better way to wrap up your 15 minutes of fame than with a three-way sex tape. awesome.

    By Blogger minijonb, at 9/29/2006 2:22 PM  

  • no. ew. no.

    screech with pubes?

    god why did i think of that????????

    (is he circumcised?)

    By Blogger First Nations, at 9/29/2006 2:30 PM  

  • anon MB - EW. ew ew ew.

    minijonb - no, not wrap up. throw yourself back in the public eye. I mean, what better way to get yourself an acting gig? but, awesome, nonetheless.

    first nations - ew, and oh no. And I don't know - i didn't see the tape, thank you very much. He's jewish, isn't he? So probably yes, i would imagine he's circumcised. I'm sure its on YouTube... go ahead and check for us.

    By Blogger claire, at 9/29/2006 2:40 PM  

  • Um, OHMYGOD that is fantastic. Just, oh my goodness awesome.

    By Blogger Christine, at 9/29/2006 3:43 PM  

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    By Blogger Da Nator, at 9/29/2006 4:44 PM  

  • Wow. There are so many things wrong about that article, I don't know where to begin. Like, before the "Dirty Sanchez" sex tape (gag), who knew Screech boxed Horshack? And now he's trying to get money through fraudulent publicity stunts?

    Oh, my stars.

    I especially like the paragraph that states both "'Screeech's [sic] house'" and "Septmeber". Nice going, Newsday.

    By Blogger Da Nator, at 9/29/2006 4:45 PM  

  • Oh God...my ears and eyes. Oh the horror! I just looked it up to see what the hell 'The Dirty Sanchez' is. And I had to tell Ida, thus the horror to my ears too.

    I am PROUD to admit that not only did I NEVER try 'TDS', but I NEVER would want to. ANd if I am ever with someone who enjoys that....I think I would kick 'em in the head. No offense to anyone reading this who may like to perform such an act.

    It's just not for me.

    By Blogger Orelinde_03, at 9/30/2006 7:43 AM  

  • you cannot make me.
    i will not.

    seems like somebody took a page out of the 'Gary Coleman' pathetic school of media notoriety.

    By Blogger First Nations, at 10/02/2006 1:22 PM  

  • Christine - Fantastic and awesome.

    DaNator - at least they knew enough to keep the [sic] in there, you know? The Setpembember thing, though... well... its a hard word.

    Orelinde - i told you. i don't like you enough to want to know that about you.

    FN - Gary Coleman... HA! But at least he's making a good career for himself now. Security guard and all...

    By Blogger claire, at 10/02/2006 3:30 PM  

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